chalte chalte, yun hi koi…


it would have been kind of cool if i could claim i had died of starvation – thats the only way i could ever lose ten pounds – but thats not the case. i died of boredom. which is what you would die of too if your phone lines were down, the ridculously inept ptcl staff were unable to get you back on the grid and you broke your cell phone too in the bargain. it would have been a darned sight more enjoyable if i’d been locked up with a sexy young dimple kapadia type ala hum tum eik kamre band hon, aur chabhi kho jaye… style but sadly, life is not a bollywood movie. fortunately its not a lollywood movie either or you’d have to replace the sexy young dimple kapadia with a fat cow singing – or rather mooing – mein sooha jora paya, teri farmaish tay, whatever that means.

you often wonder why life isn’t just another b-movie. and you often wonder why it is.

no matter how hard i try to be a gentleman people keep contributing to my already formidable repertoire of the language i call gaali-ese. most of the time though the “been there, done that” syndrome takes place. by which i mean simply that each new word seems to be derivation of one i’m already familiar with. but every now and again someone comes up with a gem. the latest came fom an unexpected quarter, the old jinnah type gent at the library, who in a fine fit of rage yelled it at the rather rude guy who uses his reading glasses as a paperweight. i’m not sure if it can be repeated in polite company but there’s certainly no one suggesting that it can’t. it is quite simply a mixture of a snort and a sneeze performed simultaneously while uttering the word(?) “huttaack“. only it comes out at a very high volume and sounds like a gunshot or miniexplosion. something like “HATTAAACK!!!!“. and you have to say the whole thing within a nanosecond. quite artistic. lately the gang has been using it every five minutes or so and its always a source of laughs. even moreso when i did the thing in the library much to the consternation of all the people in it. how did i get out of that one? easy. i took out a tissue, wiped my nose and said “excuse me.”

hows that for a culturally acceptable gaali?

and since you all asked – very touching, i might add – i’m not online as much as normal because exams are looming around the corner and i’m way behind on my workload. will be back to my regular inane blogging soon. cheers.


if this post didn’t make sense to you, you might consider re-reading the title of the blog.


127 Responses to “chalte chalte, yun hi koi…”

  1. 1 SK

    Yaay! He’s back! πŸ™‚ And yaay, as usual I don’t have much to do at work! Hence I’m the first to see that …’yaay, he’s back! πŸ™‚

  2. 2 SK

    O.K, now to comment on the post.. ;)lol @ the lollywood-b.wood part, Didn’t get the gaali part…never heard of it. And love the song (which is the title of this post), have been kinda singin’ it for a while now, relating it to ‘guess who’ 😦 Oh and ‘if this post didn’t make sense to you, you might consider re-reading the title of the blog.’…did that, still don’t get it. Yaay, how’s that for a ‘DUH’ welcome back? πŸ˜‰

  3. 3 SK

    Oh and as I commented in one of your posts here, while U were in exile (comments you have not been replying to πŸ˜› ), if your disappearing act was a way to get rid of SK, as U can see, it didn’t work! πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ Seriously though, good to have U back. O.K. me go work now, or pretend to work till its time to go. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

  4. we have aterm for that in pwc. its called LBDN (looking busy doing nothing). corny i know, but try figuring it out as a newbie in the firm.

    and thanks for the welcome πŸ™‚

  5. 5 SK

    Khair…I think my boss knows when i’m not busy doing ‘work work’ coz the work they do give me I do at once. I go online when I don’t have any work left for the day. Me got a nice boss. πŸ™‚ And me is efficient. πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

  6. FROSTY!!!
    YEAy! IT’S ALIVE!!!

    *goes out to buy more bug spray*

    yeah i read the post. im just too busy to comment.
    i hope you mess up your exams πŸ˜€
    but trust me, in like, 20 years, your grades wouldnt have mattered. et al.

  7. Exceptional! the gaali and the post. Your blog is much prized by the likes of me. Makes one think. You and Kierkegaard have much in common, although clearly, you are far more astute and funnier than Soren ever was.

    Sod the exams, and write some more posts! You have an audience here to please.

  8. @ shehla: you’re not efficient. the work is easy. πŸ˜›

    @ hemlock: may you be haunted by hundreds of ghosts who look and sound like chaudhry shujaat singing ballay ballay! ni la la la la ho gaee mithro!!. and may you be so haunted ofr the rest of your life. amen.

    @ the oream: aww shucks you flatterer you… 😎 i’ve composed a corny pickup line for you exclusively – “are you a masseur? because yo just massaged my ego. may not be as good as the new fashionable islamic pick up lines like “hey, how’d u like to wake me up for fajar?” but its a helluva lot better than are you related to nazia hasan? ‘coz my heart just went boom boom

  9. 9 SK

    O.K, frosty, I was going to be nice, what with you finally returning and all, but….grrr.. EASY??? err, NO!!!! I work for an NGO who deals with girls’ education in the villages of Pak…full of chauvinistic pigs who think girls are crap and worth nothing…oh wait that sounds like my ex! πŸ˜› ANYWAY, no I would not call my job easy, satisfying yeah, easy not…well I guess kinda, coz I’d rather be in the fields physically helping those girls, rather than in the office..hmmm…soon, Inshallah. πŸ™‚
    LOL at the nazia hasan pick up line…that is sooooooo Pakistani! πŸ™‚
    Best of luck in your exams.

  10. 10 No One

    ok so what does the gaali mean…I just wanna use it with some goras here…without being caught…let me know…learning new gaalis is always fun…tahh.

  11. 11 PsycheD

    ok…me no masseuse (errr…masseur needs to be looked up) – n me not gonna massage ur ego (ewww…horror! even by the thot of it!ewwww) khair….be flattered when i also say screw the exams and keep blogging for whether u like it or not, u do have an audience here to please. yeah yeah..gloat!
    gawwdd….those pick up lines are for real???

  12. 12 SK

    Psyched: Can you believe the fajar one? Hitting in an Islamic way..hahaha πŸ™‚
    Yeah Xil, What does the gaali mean…***putting on an innocent face, SK hopes to overhear when Xil answers No One*** πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ ***And then she’ll be sure to say ‘astaghfurillah!’*** πŸ˜‰
    And I agree with everyone about the blogging part, but I wouldn’t give up on the exams. Unless you decide to take up writing full time (which seriously you should…***and Xil is gloating some more!***), your future wife ain’t gonna appreciate ‘broke-bum-always-on-blogworld!’

  13. yay for the xilster! πŸ˜€

    welcome back!!

    lol, u totally crack ed me up today! πŸ™‚

    i neeeeed to hear this in real life
    when are u doing ths for me over a recording or whatever
    so we can get stitches in our sides

  14. @ no one (and you can listen in shehla): the beauty of the thing is that it means nothing in nay language i’ve ever heard. but the way you say it can make it sound as a compliment or an insult depending on your mood. and that, my friend, is as pakistani as it gets.

    @ psyched: they’re real all right. i have a whole collection courtesy, hotchoc. try this one i know halal meat is good for you but damn, girl! how much you been eatin’?

    @ shehla: you’re trying to educate poor paki girls? may the feudals abduct you, enslave you and give you harder work than you do at the moment. like filing your nails or brushing your teeth or whatever πŸ˜› thanks for the best wishes! πŸ™‚

    @ hotchoc.: xilster? πŸ™‚ i think i just heard a whole bunch of mughal emperors groaning in their graves…

  15. may you become the next shujaat hussain. ameen.

  16. 16 SK

    ‘but the way you say it can make it sound as a compliment or an insult depending on your mood.’…perfect, no one, suga, Psyched..(and the list goes on and on)…we can use this!! πŸ˜‰
    Xil: ‘i know halal meat is good for you but damn, girl! how much you been eatin’?’ Whaa…?!! THAT’S a pick up line?!! More of a ‘throw-your-chappal-at-me’ line!!
    ‘brushing your teeth’…ooohhhh! So that’s what U do at work. πŸ˜› Sharam karo. πŸ˜€ And we’re not TRYING to educate poor girls…we’re doin’ it quite successfully! πŸ™‚ And the feudal abducting thingy…been threatened and tried. πŸ™‚
    lol @ the xilster and mughal emperors! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  17. 17 No One

    Okay…so can you post like an audio file…with both types of pronunciation…one in ‘giving a compliment’ and the other as a ‘gaali’… what do you say? ha ha…i am serious btw!! πŸ™‚ laters

  18. im SO bored.

  19. 19 PsycheD

    haan xilster! do us a favour na… no one and audio file! that shud be a classic!

    @hemlock …. i just like the way those so-called ministers come into all this πŸ™‚

    sk….yeah – pick up lines…as paki as it gets πŸ˜› just chek out the halaal one! it definitely is a chappal moment:)

  20. 20 Cyma

    Lol x 1000 @ “new fashionable islamic pick up lines”

    Damn dude! U never fail 2 astonish me at least.

    And as fer the post, dude i did not get the gaali… i mean… how is it a gaali? I mean… oh crap… just giv us an audio link!!! πŸ˜›

  21. 21 SK

    ARRGGHHHH! I have NO, NADA, ‘nothin-happenin-and-you-get- the-point’ work and an hour to kill at work!! I’d rather be killing my ex right now!! (O.k. I wouldn’t take that seriously guys!) AARGGGHHHH!! 😦 😦

  22. 22 SK

    Hey where’d my other sad face go? I have to show the depth of my feelings right now you know? So here..
    😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 I’d rather be makin’ this πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  23. 23 falsa

    I was thinking about the post. It moved me phsically. I tried to make sense. But then again it’s just me.:P

  24. the post moved me physically too. like, i physically moved away from the post.

    so like…. abay o nerdistan πŸ˜€ zinda bhi ho? what’s it like, living in ‘geeksville’? πŸ˜€

    “perha nahi main ne poora saal
    ab kia ho ga mera haal
    D aye ga E aye ga
    bach na paon ga is bar…”

  25. i loved that sooa jora bit, you seriously dont understand it yourself? Then where’s the funny in it for you?

    And Islamic pickup line. Hahahahah

  26. people you are not going to be able to hear me say huttack on an audio file. it’ll take away from the mystery. be creative. try out ways to say it. surprise people on the street by saying it. in our enlightenedly moderate (read moderately enlightened) country we have the right to free speech. use it.

    hemlock its “nahin parha mein nay…” if you’re referring to the cotton eye joe ripoff

    sabahat, just listening to the song is enough to have anyone in stitches… i don’t even want to understand it. πŸ™‚

  27. potato… potata :p

  28. shab e intezaar akhir, kabhi ho gi mukhtasar bhi?

  29. very poetic bhutta but i for some reason choose to respond with a stanza from alamgir’s greatest hit. πŸ˜›

    jab se mila hamein pyar tera
    chehra haseen lagey baar baar tera
    ab tujhey dil mein basaaeingey
    karna parey ga intezaar yaar tera

    dekha na tha
    kabhi hum nay yeh samaa
    aisa nashaa…

    corny? certainly. but thats what you get here. makai di roti tay sarson da saag…

  30. 30 SK

    Frosty, U wanna update already?!! Oh..hope exams are going well (if they’ve started)…so…you wanna update already?? πŸ™‚

  31. 31 SK

    And that was such a ‘thud!’ response to the beautiful song hemlock was referring to! πŸ˜›

  32. since when has the iceman offcially become “frosty”? πŸ™‚ exams ahavent started yet shehla, they’re scheduled for the second week of june. probably wont be posting anything till then, but you never know. keep visiting!

    do you use msn or some sort of chatting software?

  33. 33 SK

    Don’t know…just thought of it one day (we had time on our hands the weeks you were in exile!) while commenting on hemlock’s post and it kinda stuck. πŸ™‚ So, you studyin’ and taking a blogging break…and hence you’re up this late?
    Oh, have to get the msn thingy started at home, before Psyched kills me! Was supposed to do it last week. What can I say…busy mom. πŸ™‚

  34. 34 SK

    Hey! You could post about how you’re SUPPOSED to be studying right now but are in ‘blogworld’ instead! πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

  35. 35 SK

    Lo! Phir ghayab! Err….Xil, chatting software is where people actually CHAT and don’t disappear off after one sentence. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜› AUDITORS! πŸ˜€

  36. you also have to start your blog!!! and i’m not ghayab i’m just a desi with a desi dial up connection. something your ngo may seek to rectify even though im not a gaun ki goree more of a shehar ka kaala but still.

    and don’t dis auditors! what would your sister think? πŸ™‚

  37. 37 SK

    Well we’ll deal with the shehar ka kaala AFTER we’re done with the gaon ki goris…we have our priorities right! πŸ˜›
    And my sis would think. “no, auditors are great. It’s just Xil. And man is HE giving a bad name to all auditors!” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›
    OR (more to my liking) “That’s just the MEN auditors. The WOMEN Auditors are GREAT!!! But then women ‘anything’ are great!! πŸ™‚ And i wouldn’t deny this if I were you, iceman. YOU just wanted to enroll in that gym! πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

  38. 38 SK

    And you wouldn’t believe why I haven’t started my blog as yet…hehehe… πŸ™‚ Will do soon. πŸ™‚

  39. i hope its not beacause you’re one of the dumb belles… πŸ˜›

    do it, shehla. you’ve dropped so many comments around the blogosphere you’re practically a blogger already. πŸ™‚ get to it soon!

  40. 40 SK

    πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› to the first part of that comment. Oh.. πŸ˜›

    Will do. πŸ™‚ Woops! There goes the ‘LONG comments’ or SO MANY comments’ thing again! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜› Why, Xil, you have such a way with words! ***eyes a-flutterin’*** πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

  41. 41 SK

    Ghayab shud?! πŸ™‚ Back to studying? Have fun! πŸ™‚

  42. literature died a slow, painful death today.
    pop music is suffering from convulsions.

  43. iceman’s too cool a nick for you. only looked good on val kelmer… and that too in 1986…
    yer more like a snowman with a carrot for a nose
    *turns up sunlight*

    frosty frosty! na na na na na na

  44. the only cool guy in that very cool movie was goose. he died.

    yay for the us navy!

  45. goose is a bird. one too many, and they becomes geese. altogether. when tehy flock together.
    there’s a geese hunting season.
    what is wrong with you?
    what the HELL is wrong with me
    im SO sleepy.

  46. 46 shizamalik

    Now this is a funny post.

  47. 47 AR

    why do i feel as if i m seeing (reading) a very different sort of a abbas hussain? πŸ™‚
    had never been on this abbasnama before, maybe shud have visited earlier…
    β€œare you a masseur? because yo just massaged my ego.”
    *xilster? [:)] i think i just heard a whole bunch of mughal emperors groaning in their graves…*
    ‘makai di roti tay sarson da saag…’
    :shehar ka kaala:
    pretty interesting stuf.. ahun!

    waisay buhat falto time hai aap k pass sir jee…
    if u God forbid u flunk this time, i will know why……….. πŸ™‚
    anyways, still best of luck

  48. 48 SK


  49. 49 SK

    ‘a very different sort of a abbas hussain?’ I knew it! Bet you look ultra sharif and seedha to your relatives and acquaintances..hehehehe. And see, one acquaintance comes over to your blog, and you ‘pretend’ to be away studying. πŸ˜€

  50. Good luck with your exams!

    Your anecdotes are always well-written and never inane.

    Welcome back to the realm of living bloggers, ha.

  51. 51 SK

    Arre BHAIIIII! Chalte Chalte kahan chale gaye?!! I’m bored, I’m bored, I’m bored, I’m bored, I’m bored….lalalala πŸ˜›

  52. @ hemlock: if the plural of goose is geese, why isn’t the plural of moose, meese?

    @ shiza: why thank u! πŸ™‚

    @ ali raza liaquat ali fazal sahil lilani: yaar Allah nay shakal achi nahin dee to baat to achi ker liya kero…

    @ sabrina: thanks! πŸ™‚

    @ shehla: bibi bore ho rahi ho to blog kero na!!!!!

  53. 53 SK

    Xil: Comment to ali reza??? Sharam karo! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›
    O.k here’s why I am NOT blogging as yet…I hit U if you laugh!…I can’t decide on what name to register under. Something that represents me… ?? I still hit U if you laugh!! πŸ˜›

  54. 54 SK

    And…BIBI???!!!! Woah, we’re in the Pakistani mode, aren’t we? πŸ˜›

  55. 55 SK

    O.K…desi and desi dial up…waiting…

  56. he’s a junior colleague. i can say anything i like πŸ˜› . and for christ’s sake call it anything! like “eskay’s world” or “bibijan ki dunya” or even “why jessica simpson is a nazi muslim” – doesn’t make sense but at least you’ll get millions of google hits.
    and since you don’t like bibi i will henceforth and forthwith address you as…. bibi.

  57. 57 SK

    Frosty!! Oh wait what did hemlock say….SNOWMAN!!! I would answer bibi with the typical Pakistani ‘bhaiyya’ but I don’t do ‘bhaiyya’ till I reaally wanna get a guy off my back…hey wait I didn’t say that to my ex, so where’d he go? πŸ˜› UP, Gadha!
    hmmm…eskay’s world…SK’s world??….not bad. But doesn’t say much about me… ???? Hey! How about INDECISIVE FOREVER?! πŸ˜›

  58. 58 SK

    SK’s world of dreams?? Too long?? Oye dial up??

  59. 59 SK

    ‘Honest dreams’? So like what are dishonest dreams. hahaha πŸ˜›

  60. 60 SK

    ‘Babaji’ so gaye?

  61. frankly i don’t mind if you christen it “shaikh rasheed ahmed is the sexiest man alive!!!” – though the guys in white coats will probably come for you – but just get started.


    ***sings to the tune of sajjad ali’s ripoff of khaled’s didi***

    oh kisee ke kehnay mein na aana
    mein nahin hoon tera deewana
    saray jahan ko hay batana
    bibi o bibi to blog kyun nahin kardee
    bibiya oh bibi mere gal kyun nahi sundee-eee-yeah…

    ***falls of his chair with laughter as he imagines shehla singing this out loud in her workplace***
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  62. 62 SK

    lol! I think the shair in you just died when you fell off!! πŸ˜› So….What about the 2 ideas up there? For a name!

  63. eskay’s world of dreams sounds nice to me. and its way shorter than samandar-e-bemaina – the abbasnama when you come to think about it πŸ™‚

  64. 64 SK

    lol! Yeah I asked you the uestion and then thought ‘wait’ and went right up to your blog name, and was like Woah, Okey. πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ What’s with the eskay? SK or eskay?

  65. see if you write sk every desi will ask you what it stands for. when you write eskay they’ll think oye hoye koi french ka naam hoga jaisay estee lauder and they’ll be super impressed and very soon a bunch of feudal landlords will park their SUVs outside your house and sing laal dupattay wali tera naam to bata.. πŸ˜›

    and you’ll all live happily ever after. the end. good prospects for me as a lollywood director, no?

  66. 66 SK

    ROFL!!! I should never read your comments at work! πŸ™‚ Yeah, trust a desi wannabe to get impressed by that!! lol! Very funny! So only feudal landlords can fall for me??!! Yeah Xil, you’d do GREAT in lollywood!! πŸ™‚
    Seriously though (and how is one ever serious with you?!) chaging the SK to eskay seems pretty ‘wannabe’ to me, as in fake and want to be angrez. That would be my ex. Sad thing is I am not like that. I am pretty happy being who I am…trouble with me is my hubby wan’t happy with who I am. 😦 KHAIR!! Eskay…not too fake?

  67. well if you want to be true to the inner self you can always call yourself preeto or billo or laado or something.

    i’ve got it! “shehla – bi gulabo” πŸ™‚

  68. 68 SK

    Kya hai?! Be serious! I am going to be nice and ignore that bi-gulabo comment…otherwise NO one calls me that and gets away with it! πŸ˜› Oh and like ‘shehla’ isn’t gonna be a give away…Though with desi guys, don’t know…”shehla – bi gulabo…hmmm, nice. So what’s your name?” hahaha πŸ˜› πŸ™‚

  69. actually we’re more likely to go “bi gulabo, tell me something. who’s shehla?”

    for the record, eskay doesn’t strike me as wannabe. neither does sk. and if anyone asks you can always say its short for saraswatidevi krishnaramchandran. they’ll go back to calling you sk. πŸ™‚

  70. 70 SK

    LOL!! Totally agree with you on the bi gulabo and saraswati thing! πŸ™‚ Xil, you’re impossible! πŸ™‚

  71. 71 SK

    Gaye? Okey doeky…bye. πŸ™‚

  72. public show of affection are SO uncool. get a room you two
    πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

    and xille, that was SO unoriginal / ripoff.
    dewaaron main chunwa dein gay hum apko…

  73. i dint copy…. i just got inspired. πŸ™‚

  74. 74 SK

    WHAT?! Hemlock, me 32 he 25. Get it? There is NO public affection stuff here….bad day, wrong thing to say! 😦

  75. awe…. sorry hun… what matter be? 😦
    dude………….. be happy yar…. your skin can tell when
    yer sad…. youll age faster if you worry so much 😦
    go away xille. SK upset.

  76. 76 SK

    Hemlock: Frankly don’t care about my skin or anything now. Who cares? He doesn’t…so who? Just a bad saturday yaar. Eevrytime Fiz goes there and comes back telling me how happy papa and ‘wifey’ are, it just hurts bad. And this Sat was a long weekend here. She gets to spend all this long weekend w/ him and his fam.. She gets to give all her love to him and take care of him. I don’t. 😦 I thought I was getting over it..well apparently I haven’t been this hurt till yesterday!! 😦 I don’t know what to do anymore. The ‘you 2 comment’ just came at a bad time. Sorry for jumping at you. πŸ™‚ I just thought I’d spend the rest of my life w/ him. I was supposed to have had my own home and fam by now, with him. 😦

  77. 77 AR

    shakal achi nai di… duh! look who’s talking…the shahar ka kaala??? oh and u know wat? irfan bashir has a lot more hair on his head than u do… lolz! :p
    and thanks for a complete ta’arruf of me… xilster…! haha!

  78. yar. i need to knock some SERIOUS sense into you, and i would rather not do that in public. lets meet somewhere private… u n i… alone? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

    *and i thought i was done with social (be)causes…sigh*
    so like, can we take this in a quiet corner? :p

  79. 79 SK

    lol….right now I’d take anything to get rid of all this hurt! 😦

  80. dudeyou gave him your everything, it wasnt good enough for him. you have him a child, that wasnt good enough for him either. he wants his daughter, part time. the good time.
    no you can either spill tears over the betrayal, or just accept the man was an asshole. and that you are better off without him.

    im not going to say you were too good for him, or that he doesnt deserve you, because honestly, most people want things that they dont deserve, or are too good for them.

    ill just say you need to treat yourself better. he’s walked away, and yer still lamenting the loss. which makes perfect sense. but what would make more sense if you realised what’s done is done, and that he deserves niether your love, nor your tears. no one is worth wasting your life or happiness over. cuz tomorrow youll look back and just fell stupid about all the time you wasted crying over him.

    take your life in your own hands woman …
    uth zubaida, marad ban.

  81. 81 SK

    O.K he wanted someone who would work (which I am now doin’) but so much so that the wifey would pay half rent half everything. I chose not to coz I wanted to do part time, and thought it is the man’s responsibility ultimately, and wanted to be there more for our daughter, instead of leaving her at babysitters and all. Which I guess is how its mostly done in the US. So with all that is it still worng for him to have left? Does a guy get sick and tired and just leave if he knows he can get someone else to do what he wants? Or do decent guys stick around no matter what. Even if there are jhagras and all. This new wifey will do that…share in rent and work equally…was it still wrong for him to leave? I cannot stop blaming myself…that’s why I can’t get over it.

  82. 82 SK

    And where is the auditor anyway? A guy’s perspective might help as well you know…

  83. 83 skzworldofdreams

    And…ab dono ghayab? Hemlock?

  84. yar. woman. i completely give up on you now. like, now im done.
    what he was asking you to do, was ISLAMICALLY wrong.
    it is teh DUDE’s responsibility to provide for his wife, the same or better what she was getting at her daddyo’s place.
    IF and WHEN the woman CHOOSES to earn (provided the family life isnt getting affected) it is totally her own choice to contribute, she doesnt have to.
    yar im sorry. now you are just beyond logic and reasoning.
    you know, he didnt leave cuz you didnt contribute.
    he left cuz you looked fat in that dress.
    and cuz your nose is slightly crooked. and cuz you had spinach between your teeth.
    shehla. dude. it’s a guy’s responsibility to take care of you. you are now working because you are looking after yourself AND your daughter. something HE had promised to do, but didnt.
    frankly, if you ask me to pay half the bill, id kick the guy out and pay the whole damn thing. same difference.

    you can blame whoever you want. the fact remains, he isnt here today. it is your choice to keep on looking back and letting that get you down. or plan and live for tomorrow. being on your own can be really tough, but alhamdolillah the cards you have been dealt with are so much better than millions of others out there living in war / famine zones, or are plagues with illiteracy. yar, you work with an NGO. you see everyday how blessed u are. count your blessings girl, and stop dwelling on things that take away from the happiness. he is past, history, yesterday. u will be dead tomorrow. today is all you got. party. seriously.

  85. sorry habibti, essay thora lamba tha… and now i sleep. we shall continue this in the light of the day. when you can see better, and things dont look so dark.

  86. and we really otta not spam what’shisface?’s blog… just seems wrong πŸ˜‰


  87. the auditor is in hiding cuz it’s hunting season.

  88. 88 maryatariq

    lolz @ everybody’s comments, the spontaneity makes me smile and laugh and my colleague gives me suspicious looks, *grins*
    well, i feel k hes hibernating now,preparing for exams, bata tou do achay bachoon kee tarah parh rahay ho na? πŸ˜›

  89. 89 PsycheD

    hmm…is it his posts or his readers….or the fact that he’s not updated yet…freggin hell! he’s got 88 comments already! this one’s 89! i wudnt mind having at least 50 comments on my posts…..i thnk i shud stop (multi)posting everyday

  90. 90 SK

    No it’s his ability to disappear like the Nightwing. πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ Though the nightwing comes out when his friends need help or advice; Xil disappears at that time!! Got it all wrong frosty! πŸ™‚

  91. 91 SK

    XIL??!! Why disappear when someone really needs advice? I asked for a man’s point of view here. Don’t want to bother Psyched as she has enough problems to deal with and I don’t want to mess her day up. Besides she is NOT a guy. πŸ˜› Thank god! πŸ™‚ And I don’t mind messing up another guy’s day. πŸ™‚ Uff! Happy studying.

  92. 92 PsycheD

    yo xill! u better come out of hiding before sk bothers me – then i’ll get after u if she bothers me coz she cudnt find u to bother…..err…..ok – enough of this…u waiting for the comments to tick to 100 kya??

  93. 93 SK

    Bother you?! 😦 No Psyched, you were supposed to say “Aww, no honey, you couldn’t EVER bother me!” πŸ˜€ *sobs into her hands, with her face bent, but peeks through to see if just incase THAT got the frosty back** Nopes no luck.
    You know I can take these comments up to 100… coz I would really really like a guy’s perspective on what I asked! Coz I am sooooo tired of speculating on all the ways I went wrong! 😦 And I think its only fair that guys all over the world SHOLD be BOTHERED!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

  94. 94 SK

    As Psyched said “YO XIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    *** and that’s 94***

  95. 95 SK

    Sharam karo! Disappearing, not replying, waiting to see when the comments go upto a 100 on a post just so you can brag about it! 😦 Would serve you right if we stopped at 99!! πŸ˜›

  96. 96 SK

    Psyched: I soooooooo give up (again!) on guys!!
    ** 96 and moi leaving! **

  97. i better comment before i disappear completely for the next week or so. shehla, shehla, shehla…. do i need to add anything after what hemlock’s said? everything you’ve told us about him shows that the guy was a prize turd. the kind who, if you had a bag of shit, would demand half of it. you were too light on him. you should have sued his ass for everything he owned – not that you needed it but just to teach him a lesson. in any case, you’re better off without him. let go and to hell with him. its his loss not yours. so why are you letting yourself suffer?

    let go. your life is for living. enjoy it. πŸ™‚

  98. oh and psyched, the number of comments would mean something if they were about the post!!! πŸ™‚ i think around 85 of these are about sk/eskay/bibi. πŸ˜›

  99. hmm… yeah


  100. 100 SK

    hmmm…should I…yeah..I’m in a generous mood. You can just get down on your knees and thank me later, Xil. I just took your comments to a 100! Walaikum Shukriya. πŸ˜€

    ‘so why are you letting yourself suffer?’ That might be one of my posts (if I ever get wordpress figured out!), coz I might need a little more feedback from you and other guys as far as ‘what is the last thing that makes a guy give up and divorce his wife.” Don’t want to mess up your blog here.

    And EXCUSE ME!! 85 ARE NOT about ‘bibi’. πŸ˜› They are totally related to your post. Your post is about “Chalte Chalte… 😦 and talking about gaalese ( πŸ˜‰ ) isn’t it…see totally related to my 62 (I counted!) extra comments. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

    Jeete raho. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

  101. 101 PsycheD

    sheeeeshhhhhhhh! sk beat me to it ! i was planning to be the 100th! chalo khair hai – sk ya mein – ek hi baat hai πŸ™‚

    sk seriously needs a blog of her own πŸ™‚ that or u better come back from ur hiding! we promise – we wont flog u for the incommunicado – right hemlock? sk? πŸ˜› (any other are welcome to join in)

    chal…yeh lo! 101…jeete raho πŸ˜›

  102. i completely agree with SK. we’ll find some other reason to flog him.

  103. baheee…maan nae kaha tha kae exam say phelye bhae ko dahi shaakar khilana, takee exam acha hoo….:) so i hope that u r acing the exam…..

  104. 104 SK

    Psyched: ‘sk ya mein – ek hi baat hai’…Thank you. That is soo sweet. πŸ™‚
    ‘we wont flog u for the incommunicado’…noooo. Of Course not! ** putting on an angelic expression**…err…as hemlock said…. Muahahaha. πŸ˜€

  105. oh i think he’s NEVER coming back
    and billions of hearts broke as tragedy befallen hemlock fell to the ground upon learning her hero frosty was never to return.
    the end

  106. 106 SK

    ‘learning her HERO frosty was never to return’…err, hemlock? HERO?!!! Err…care to share? πŸ˜‰ The Hero is going to die b4 his exams knowing you called him your hero… I can just picture it. Xil says “forget audit exams dude, this is my LIFE we’re talking about!! Mein saare zamane ko chhor kar aaraha hun, hemi. Mera intezar karna” πŸ˜€
    ***Yaay! I have the makings of a director of a pathetic lollywood movie too! πŸ˜€ ***
    On a more practical and safer note: Baba ji will be back after his exams.
    But as I said, hemlock…care to share?!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

  107. 107 SK

    Oh and hero babaji AKA frosty, bibi has started her blog, so do visit after your exams. πŸ™‚

  108. aray woman… a good writer can create fiction from anything, and that’s what i am. a great fabulistic writer.
    as if that needs to be said outlout. :p

  109. 109 SK

    Yeah, hemlock..err..this is GUYS we are talking about. You might write it as fiction, but ‘desperado city’ would prefer to believe ‘this is it!’ ‘I’m in!’ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›
    And Xil is never gonna let you live this one down! You know that right? πŸ™‚

  110. lol… actually, xille knows better πŸ™‚ he’s going to let this one go, because “he has better things to do” and we will just leave it at that.
    as for desperado city…. umm… i give a damn … because … ?

  111. 111 SK

    “actually, xille knows better he’s going to let this one go, because β€œhe has better things to do” oooh…that was a warning Xil. πŸ˜€ Isn’t it fun spamming his blog when he’s not around? πŸ˜€

  112. 112 UTP

    111 COMMENTS!!! Talk about being popular….hehe…

  113. 113 skzworldofdreams

    UTP: I think it’s more to do with the fact that he ‘DISAPPEARED’ and has not been updating, rather than being popular! πŸ˜› Nahin, Xil? πŸ˜€
    **SK’s taking over Xil’s blog while he’s away..lalala. πŸ˜€ **

  114. 114 SK

    ‘What killed the Iceman?’ SERIOUSLY this was on AOL, reg’d a mummy they found which was apparently frozen or something. πŸ˜€ My version?
    “What killed the ‘Iceman’? The fact that hemlock called him a HERO! πŸ˜€ hahaha

  115. 115 SK

    Wait wait..not just A HERO…HER hero! Sorry hemlock, just couldn’t resist after I read the news on AOL! πŸ˜›

  116. tanzilla thanks for the prayers. umar thanks for just dropping by. psyched, bibi, i’m back. hemlock, i knew you always loved me and i hate to break your heart but you’re just too old and too fat. kind of like a sumo mother teresa. i’d pick giselle bundchen over you any day.

    now i go sleep after 48 hours. see you all next year.

  117. 117 SK

    WHA??? He just came and went off again! hehehe told ya hemlock..he would NOT let that go w/out saying something! πŸ˜€ SOOOO.. Iceman. Exams over? It’s second week of June (haha and if you didn’t know THAT, you ain’t equipped to give that exam hahaha) Kidding. Am sure you’ll do great. And if God forbid you don’t, God forbid, you always have your ‘heroine’s’ love! πŸ˜€
    ***Hey! He is NOT updating; so I am NOT giving THAT up till I have soemthing else to talk about! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ ***

  118. 118 SK

    And Xil Sharam karo! Breaking your heroine’s heart by saying all that yuck stuff about her!! You’re not related to my ex by any chance are you? God forbid! πŸ˜€

  119. 119 SK

    My blog site…up there….visit please. Nice invitation nah? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

  120. 120 SK

    Uff! Tauba…I don’t know how to do this! O.k here’s the site link (if it works ot’s the link, if not then it’s not! πŸ˜› )

  121. 121 cateye

    Sayeen ab koi aur afsana bhi post ker do kay comments perva perva ker maro gey ??? πŸ™‚

  122. bibi, i can say anything i want on my blog πŸ˜›

    cateye: all in good time, buddy. πŸ™‚ by the way, who are you?

  123. oh zille you are SO superficial..
    whatever happened to “beauty only being skin deep”
    just goes to show how shallow and unworthy of my affections you are… hmph…

    tum nahi or sahi or nahi or sahi πŸ˜‰

  124. 124 Omer

    just a bot…. πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

  125. 125 skzworldofdreams

    baba, ‘bibi, i can say anything i want on my blog’…mature, VERY mature. πŸ˜€
    Hemlock: ‘beauty only being skin deep’ SOOO true in ex’s case. The beauty there is ONLY skin deep! Underneath is a BIG DARK dungeon full of rats!! πŸ˜€

  126. 126 skzworldofdreams

    Hemlock: ‘Just goes to show how shallow and unworthy of my affections you are…’ Hain Hain?!! In public again!! πŸ˜€

  127. 127 PsycheD

    i had sworn i will not click on this post again till i see a new one….but i just had to see who’s the last one to comment – and to see if u acknowledged our fervent visits while u were intentionally away to up ur comment counter πŸ˜›

    and whats with the bibi eh? no – baby wont even do! in fact no name calling warna……

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