coma
30Jul07
a state of prolonged unconsciousness, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
either that or a wilful lockdown of the inner self. i’m dead. do not drop by again.
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Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama 
Abbas…Kya huwa? You o.k.? Kya matlab do not drop by again? This is so not like you…
ji?
what was ur result ???
heyy whts up?… you ve got us all concerned now:(
OMG…result? This has nothing to do with your result, does it, Xil?? 😦
my. what drama. was it fudge?
Kya hem. Very sensitive way of asking, nahin? 😛 I didn’t think it was the result as well, but was waiting for Abbas to say something.
errrr…huh……???????? dude! i still have to make u and ur writing famous rmr??? so stick around naaaaaa!
If you are doing C.A, than fiker not …. Every auditor goes through this phase …
yar sk… kia sensitivity? first you let another person do this to you, and then you put it up for the world to exploit.
he isnt the first one to go thru heartbreak, and he wont be the last. and he’ll live. and move on. and fall in love again, and be married. or whatever.
im hemlock. i never said i was nice 😀 or sweet 😀 or sensitive 😀 im the ugly 300 lb elephant remember? 😛 😉
Omer: They do?? My sis didn’t. Oh wait, she’s not human..more like a superhuman!:P
Hem: It is possible to be a 300 lb ‘sensitive’ elephant, you know? 😛 😀 And no one said you’re not sweet. 🙂 He better ‘live and move on’, with all the ‘let it go, move on’ lectures he’s been giving me! 😛
Take care Xil.
Though it doesn’t sound like Xil to be this down and stop writing coz of the ‘fudge’ thingy. I think it’s something more serious. Hope everything’s O.k.
everything will b ok Sk, dont worry 🙂 just give him time to recover from whatever it was!
Yep.
Daikh lo, u asked people not to drop by and here u go,log baaz naee atay na abbas?
lucky u 🙂 so many people are concerned,me getting jealous :S
ya u r one hell of a lucky guy to v so many people concerned for ur well-being…..how r u. u v thrown me a lifeline in some of my dark and dreary days, so u just cant expect me to stop ‘bothering’ to come here, do u?
I ‘ditto’ tanzilla.
hey, how’s the other world?? 🙂
O.k. now this is worrying..KYA HUWA??
‘from which it is impossible to rouse a person’
Abbas…it is NOT impossible to rouse someone from a coma…not if the person is willing to fight for his life and not give up under ANY circumstances. You don’t just give just like that. I don’t know what happened, though I can guess it must be serious, but you JUST DON’T give up!!! Don’t accept this ‘coma’!! It’s not you…it’s not what your family and friends would want you to be.
hey u cant go anywhr …i kinda like ur blog mannn…
n whtevr it may b …do get ovr with it soon…good luck..
hmmm…..
hahahahha.
*dies laughing*
Hemlock: There is a time for that…this ain’t it. 😦
SK, ive been blogging for nearly four years now 🙂 yes, nothing worth blogging about mostly, but this phase comes on everyone… some survive it, otehrs lets their blogs rot in blog graveyard. the thing is, whether he needs time out, or is done with expressing himself to his virtual buddies, i doubt we can push him into doing something his heart isnt convinced of. yes, we miss him dearly, but we outta just leave him be, if it’s a coma, he’ll be back.
Yeah I know. And we are doing that..giving him his space and all. He’ll come back in his own time, if he does come back at all. Just hope he’s o.k. All I was saying was we’re planning to leave him a little soberly, not with the ‘dies laughing’ thingy!! 😉
And no…’nothing worth blogging about mostly’…not true. 🙂
but i LIKE laughing. loudly. evil-ly 😀
MUHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHA
umm. ok sorry
MUHAHAHAHAHAA
no seriously…. *SHUT UP HEMLOCK*
xille yar, hud hai. dramaqueen na ho to.
look at me, look at me, im not here… na na na na na na na.
Hem…O.k. I give up! 😛
should i order the gravestone?
You reminded me of the time when I paused my blog once — er, make it twice. But it was the second time that I included such drama, although without any Fudge, or any sort of result.
Don’t worry, people. He is reading all the comments. He’ll be back… without any Terminatorish traits, I hope.
And as The Card Company says on one of its cards: shit happens, don’t worry.
Abbas come on—whats wrong–i mean u told us not to drop by and we did, u might be irritated but let that be—atleast response tou day do commnets ka
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man oh man. this is flattering. you guys actually missed me. 🙂 wow!
don’t worry ladies 😎 the iceman lives.
i’ll be back soon with the sordid details of my harrowing business (if you think i’d go to hemlock’s area for pleasure, you’ve got another think coming) tour of punjab (currently underway).
pity you had to go to “punjab” for “business”
i thought “karachi” was the “commercial hub”.
yehi masla hai. jis thaali main khatay ho, usi main chaid kertay ho. pehlay hamari roti / anaaj khatay ho, phir humain batain sunatay ho. tum karchi walay.
said the woman whoses hometown’s most active department is the mehekma-e-junglaat…
kaam sahi karte tum log, to humari zaroorat nahin parti. eik to bulate ho phir rotay ho ke “karachi walay ainj honday nay tay aonj honday nay”
hypocrisy, thy name is a 300 pound lahori elephant stranded in dubai.
while you surf the web in your search for a witty comeback, dould you list down the better eat out places in lahore? i mean where the food at least makes you feel that not all lahoris eat sand and grass.
*thats could. but dould sounds just as appropriate.
better still hemlock, email me. this web access link is os not reliable. at least my primitive phone can pick up gmail on gprs.
“said the woman whoses hometown’s most active department is the mehekma-e-junglaat…
kaam sahi karte tum log, to humari zaroorat nahin parti. eik to bulate ho phir rotay ho ke “karachi walay ainj honday nay tay aonj honday nay”
hypocrisy, thy name is a 300 pound lahori elephant stranded in dubai”
habibi, you made me laugh out SO loud sitting at work.
you tell me, we cant do anything without you, you tell me, you dont need us, you tell me we are good for nothing, AND THEN you ask me for advice.
roflol.
im sorry i just died laughing. ill email you when i come back to life =P
I think i was a little late for worrying wasnt I? 😀
Xill!! See ure actually more popular than u thought na?
And u just gave me an idea for my web blog… 😛 i so need to put in a comatose blog in it. Cuz ive got a bad writer’s block. 😦
Nice to know Abby baby will be back for more!!! 😛
im late too… but then, going through my own down phase!
good 2 see u back in action xill!
oh, and try the sarhad hotel in lahore, gulburg 2 near the pepsi factory. the tawa chicken will burn ur socks off 😀 its THAT good!
Cyma: Nopes, problem is Xil knows EXACTLY how popular he is! 😛 Mr. cool shades, indeed!! Worrying everyone and then coming back as if nothing happened! Grr…men!!
see colonel hathi, the thing is, its a helluva lot more difficult to figure out primitive societies than it is to figure out modern ones. so when you have an expert on primitive societies like yourself – and who could be more expert in primitivities than a primitive? – why should one go the jane goodall route and try to make sense of what the apes are doing? so i just asked the pachydermal primate.
on an unrelated note, why are you always habibi-ing? won’t get you no sheikhs.
asking me why i say habibi is like asking why Audrey Hepburn calls everyone “dahling” in ‘breakfast at tiffany’s’. [and he called ME primitive].
on an unrelated note, why are you always habibi-ing? won’t get you no sheikhs. you have no idea how off base you are 😀
but yeah, i dont expect sheikhs to read your blog so it really isnt for their benefit :p
also, habibi, logically speaking, last genertion’s research is the next generation’s general knowledge. so your argument stands flawed, because if youve actually evolved, understanding of primitive civlizations wouldve been latent for you.
but then yer from karachi. words like knowledge and comprehension would be alien to you. try http://www.dictionary.com.
on an unrelated note… you know the top right corner of your blog where it says
“abbas
the man himself”
it ALWAYS makes me laugh…
it should read
“abbas
the man(?!) the maskhera!”
maskhera btw, is arabic for “joke”
and JUST in casE? im NOT paying homage to your sense of humour 🙂
Oh, Hem: More like “Abbas, the man himself, now you see him, now you don’t!!” 😀
As I said…Samandare Ghaibana….???
and like, i kinda forgot to email you. you still in la-ho?
@ bibi: i comes and i goes…
@ hemlock: yeah. but not for long. so hurry.
Frosty: I knows.. 😀
Or should I say: I saw and I knows… 😀 *Amazing how many versions of the same sentence one can think of while you are away!!* 😛
Make that “i see and i knows…” 😀 Stay ghaib a while longer and I’ll give you more versions. 😀 Pretending to work indeed!! 😛
Yo ‘AWE’DITOR!! (as in ‘I’m-in-AWE-of-your-disappearing-all-the-time-DITOR’!! 😛 Alive and well?
????????
Uff!! I give up on you yet again! Yer fired!!! 😦
yes but you are watered.
??? 🙂 lol!! Cambridge syndicate again? 😛
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